He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dignity is for republicans.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
