Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You have to summon your inner elephant
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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