if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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