It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I need to stop coming to work sober
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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