READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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