he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
