my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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