All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm like, not good at living.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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