So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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