just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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