One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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