Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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