He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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