Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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