i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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