If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
pop tarts are not kleenex
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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