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say what?
wanna hang out?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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