We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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