This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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