I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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