We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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