Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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