ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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