One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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