When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
a search helicopter?!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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