I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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