Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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