So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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