we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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