so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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