So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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