yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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