Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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