Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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