He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Congratulations! We have a period
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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