Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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