singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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