Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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