# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the condom got lost in my hair
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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