im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I need you to use more vowels.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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