i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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