We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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