party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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