Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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