I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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