i don't like sucking hair
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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