Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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