Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have fence marks all over my body
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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