Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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