every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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