Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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