i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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