You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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